phlegm.

I am a man of contradictions, bound by my own blatant hypocrisies, confined to a life of extreme behaviors, lacking any sense of moderateness.

I am amused by the stupidest shit, but find personal fulfillment in the most profound of ideals.

I think I know everything about anything, but I have an aching desire to learn more about everything.

I am a social recluse with hundreds of friends, none of whom really understand me.

I want to find love, but am afraid of being loved.